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A liuttle piece of info DVSMaStA August 11th 4:04 P.M. Archives Just a quick update to let you all know where I am at in this web-world. I'm gonna be working my ASS off for the next 12 or so days making Mucho-denero. That probobly mean I won't be updating my page(s). I might think of some ideas, I have a million of em'. I understand that I haven't updated (true update) in forever, but guess what? There. I feel better now. I'll be updating all the time when school start again. There will be some cool shit happenin'. Like a new layout (i think...) and more graphics for the main GetRealistic page and email page. (the hole look of the email place will change... something that was supposed to be done long ago...) So... till then, Peace. Oh yea, I love the part when that guy gets ran over on Crule Intentions. Great part in the movie. Not as good as the guy Hitting the propeller on Titanic, but good. Movie of the Week DVSMaStA August 11th 4:30 P.M. Archives As i figured, everyone's a joker. Pokemon wins =) hahaha... if only i had the time to say stuff.. later... I was tired.. DVSMaStA Sometime? Archives Lets see here. This is just a quick update to inform you-all (ya'll...) that i'm going to a funeral tomorrow and i'm not making a formal update until this wednesday. Ya'll understand? Ya'll is such a strong word. Oh, I hate trim work on door frames. Maybe sometime i'll enlighten ya'll on that. =) Just to make this update official, I'd like to say... Its a plain fact of life! They always crack from the slightest drop/touch/hammer. I mean... honestly. Its not my fault that the hammer slightly bumped the inner part of the case and broke it into a million pieces, is it? Ya'll know better than that =) Enough ranting and raving. G-night. (thats GoOOoOoOD N-I-G-H-T to the lay person...) Power Dumping Flies DVSMaStA July 29th 9:30 P.M. Archives Power dumping flies, you ask? Alright, here's the story. I got this new silver car and I parked it half-way under a tree. You got that soo far? Good. Well, the next day I noticed tons of black little dots on the car. (yes, they would of literaly weighed tons!) Upon further inspection of these beauty marks I realized they were fly specs. I didn't think much of it since they normally wash off quite easy. Then I get invited to a killer party and wanted to wash my car so it would look good. So I got out the sponge and turned on the water and started scrubbing. I soon realized that these specs weren't ordinary specs. They were like SUPER specs... or something. If you'd look at them closely they almost looked like they were burned into the paint. Them damn flies were Power Dumping on my car! If you didn't already know, a few years back my town (AKA Village) was the fly capital of Nebraska. During that time the flies must have genetically mutated into the evil Power Dumping fly scum that ruined my awsome looking car. If they didn't eat some of Stan's Super Spicey Red Hot Sauce, then i'd hate to see what it would have if they did! =) Didn't like that little *true* life story? Well... I don't give a ratz ass! (Really... i'm not some rat ass scalper who sells rat's asses for lunch money or something) Just to let you know, some day there might be an online game hosted here. Wouldn't that be fun? GetRealistic! (Dot Com) Oh, and I also made the new, kick arse Top Movie of the week slot to vote on. (I also have mine there, ALWAYS. Remember, i'm special =) Little bit... DVSMaStA July 26th 3:30 P.M. Archives Sender: Brandon Wright Comments will come later, sorry for making you wait, but i'm very busy! Comments DVSMaStA July 27th 3:00 P.M. Archives So, one of my most faithfull slav.. er hrm... I mean visitors comes up with a good story. Some may not believe it is true. It is. Oh, definatly nice choice of words, "it flared up like a charcoal briquette." I bet the cow moved. I'd be a little pissed if someone "accidently" lit my back on fire when they were treating me for insects. Then again, I bet I'll never be treated for insects. I'd just like to commemorate the newest generation for being so... smart. I can see it already. The newspaper headlines, "Genius kid engulfs cow in flames, Cow escapes unscaved" The other cows will be making fun of the "bald" black cow for, well... at least a couple weeks! Good going Brando(n). Bout time! DVSMaStA Whenever... Archives Well.. its been forever, to say the least. My main page file corrupted and I was so busy this last week that during my free time I did manage to find I didn't download the file from my server. I had a nice update all made out and then my file corrupts. Wouldn't that just piss you off? I went to watch my Bro race yesturday and coming home I stopped to eat. (I know, isn't it a shame? I eat... I ADMIT IT!) My freind STP 827 was there working! So I had to make fun of him. Too bad he didn't drop the glasses he was carring. I talked with the waitress and she said that he is known for dropping things. I feel we should make him an award. He is the one that chipped a tooth on a milkdud. He is also the one that went to McDonalds, went up for a refill and when the worker asked him what kind, he repeatedly said, "A REEEFILLLL". That right folks, this guy isn't all that quick, and yet he scores a 33 (first try) on his ACT. It is for all these things that I award you with,  The Stupid Award Yes, it is true, This picture is fully stupiditized. What retard wouldn't know that a G4 kicks a PIIs ass? A PIII or (droole) PIV would be another story. I can't wait for the PIV, can you? Why not vote, you slave to GetRealistic and DVSMaStA. =) Damn file! DVSMaStA June 11th 9:56 P.M. Archives Alright, I understand that Pondering life as a Goldfinch doesn't work. The the *HELL* doesn't it, you may ask? (Or may not, for that matter! =) To tell you the truth... Moving on, this better work Enjoy. I'll probobly be updating again in a few minutes. Why do I tell you this? Ahh, forget it... My life sucks... Nuff said DVSMaStA July 10th 10:28 P.M. Archives Alright... I am very, very pissed. I was playing Basketball earlier today and sprained my ankle pretty good. Now, 2 1/2 ours later it decided to hurt like HELL and swell up a couple inches. Just my luck. So i'm sitting here, and bag-o-ice on my ankle (freezing like frostbite... maybe i should do something about that... =) and updating my page. Life couldn't get any better. This may sound funny, but now I can't go to work tomorrow! The day I was looking foreward to, in fact, for unexplained reasons. I'm sure you're looking foreward to some more *visual* stuff on this page. Alright, here ya go! Nice... DVSMaStA Duh, July 10th 10:30 P.M. Archives 
Wonder where all them Doctors gloves go? Wonder no more. 
Another mower... Weird =) Right... DVSMaStA July 10th 11:00 P.M. Archives Alright, bite me. I"m going to get this thing X-rayed. Pray I die from too much radiationg and all my hair and teeth fall out and I rott away. ~Cya Well, this sucks DVSMaStA July 10th 4:06 P.M. Archives Well, I was just told that two of my best buds are going to go to a transfer schools and go to a school 8 miles down the road. Who blames em'? Benedict is really washed up. People ask me why I didn't get Benedict on my Class ring. Why, you ask? In 5 years Brenedict probobly won't even be around! But there is one good thing to come from all this stupid time wasted at the delapedated school named Benedict Public School. I can actually say that I was a BSer in High School. How many people can say that, honestly? (actually, i'd like to say Good job to Sandy, our school matinence man) Can you beleiev that its been 15 days since an update? During that time the server was down from the 2nd through 5th and stopped me from making my 4th special update. I guess you'll have to wait till next year. On a high note, I managed to make a few pics for the email site and the "main" GetRealistic! page. Still working on the image map (haha). Awsome movie... DVSMaStA 11:55 P.M. June 25th Archives I went to the movie Me, Myself & Irene last night. (It was a R rated movie and they didn't say a thing! Ha ha...) I don't really want to ruin it for anyone, so I won't say too much. Charlie's kids are soo damn funny, and smart. It definatly makes the movie enjoyable. Go see it today! Something to see DVSMaStA 11:55 P.M. June 25th Archives 
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My kind of mower! (movie, but small size...) Linkfest 2000! DVSMaStA 11:55 P.M. June 25th Archives Its linkfest time! Tons-o-links! The Annual Link-o-Ramma! Baby got link! She's a link . . . House. Link it to me Baby, Uhuh uhuh! Hi! I'll be your host, Sir Links-a-lot. Welcome to Linkfest 2000! We're going to have a Linking good time. Linkfest 2000 will begin linkedysplit. Right... enough of that. I do have a few links though. Here they are... The evil BSOD! Take this, iMacs! =) MacDonalds Nutrition facts (ouch) Simply put, The Question The 10th user registered! Don't have too much fun =) |
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