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Some quite cool people! DVSMaStA October 1st 11:10 P.M. Archives All right, you may be wondering what this title is all about, right? Well, Lipgloss Assassin linked my site today at 11:44 P.M. I was kind of saddened when i realized that she didn't reply, oh well. Obviously she is in the Easter time zone, otherwise i'd be seeing the future! OOoooOO! Stare in amazement as I read your future! You are gonna live for a while and then die some day! Don't like my predictions? Too bad, live with it! Page big? Nah... DVSMaStA October 1st 11:10 P.M. Archives Another this you might have noticed is the page is getting quite large. Well, I decided that i'd split it THIS Wednesday, since I did start updating again last Wednesday. How does that sound? Wait, why should I care? Your vote doesn't really matter. Haha. HEY! Spork you too pal! DVSMaStA October 1st 11:10 P.M. Archives Ahh yes, you heard me right. SPORK! The one truth of this world. The grand daddy of them all. It's the mother load! The one, the only... SPORK! These people are crazy to call it a Foon! Does it look like a foon? I don't consider it 3 parts spoon. The spoon part 'fills in' around the fork prongs, and thus it is equal! They must see it as a cut down spoon and a few short prongs. That is the exact same way most americans would view it! Crazy dumb asses. It is a SPORK! Don't use plastic ones. Of course, if your eating at a place like Arby's where they offer sporks, then use the damn plastic ones. Thats all they have. It will work just fine. Also, try collecting sporks as a hobby. Catalog them just as an archeologist would! Alright, enough with the rants and raves. Also, i'm going to be making an article tomorrow night. So check it out! It's not true! DVSMaStA September 29th 5:30 P.M. Archives It's not true! I don't choose to believe it! I hear things like it all the time. The easter bunny isn't real. Ghosts don't really exist. Al Gore invented the internet. I have come to accept all these facts of life. One day while reading Artificial Life i came upon the phrase, "Santa does not exist". How can this be! After all this time i've wasted living, and for what? I don't get to see Santa when i get older?!? Damn. That was gonna be my X-mas present to myself. Get ready, its time for BS! DVSMaStA September 29th 5:30 P.M. Archives Hello, and welcome to BS night on DVSMaStA's corner. Have you ever wondered how this page gets done? I have alot of time on my hands to think about various stupid things. Those thought often get the main idea wrote down and marked weather or not it is an update, article, or special event...*stops his serious rant* Will you stop rubbing my leg? *continues in a serious fashion* Then I come along and choose the ones I want to write about. Like you really wanted to know that. Thats it, now go and shit a brick. Americans get screwed! DVSMaStA September 29th 5:30 P.M. Archives Is it just me, or do americans get screwed on accents? I mean, you can talk like a texin' or a new yorker, but is that really good? In our normall talk we don't say Eh' after our questions or DonCHA know? like the Canadians. We don't have the British accent or their cool words like Bloke or Chap do we! We say stupid things like Dude! or Homie! Boring. We need to have a cool accent. One that shows Americans are the best at everything. Americans are also the world leading in the production of complete idiots! Nevermind the accent thing, the Idiot production far negates that factor. A way to deal with neighbors DVSMaStA September 28th 9:30 P.M. Archives Alright. You have tons of annoying neighbors and want to get back at them. What do you do? Send them a pipe bomb? A poisened cake? No, you make a 64 min. song and burn it to a cd. Take that and add a 2 min. track of a baby crying and you got a good annoyance system. Think you'd never do this? Well, This guy isn't afraid to do just that. Amazing isn't it? I think i'd tie them up in a chair and force them to watch a 24 hour marathon of Richard Simmons myself. Wait, maybe thats Too inhumane. I can see the pipe bomb, but Richard Simmons? Ouch. A cube of problems DVSMaStA September 28th 9:30 P.M. Archives HA!
That is all i can say. All i can think of. The Apple G4 Cube has a little problem. It seems as if their injection molding system is leaving "hair line" cracks by the rivits, dvd drive, and apple logo. This seems kinda small, but remember that the main reason people buy macs is because they look "cool". This problem is shown to be quite big as Apple's sales fall into a downward spiral this quarter. This also caused Apple's share price to drop 45%, or $24.25, brining their shares to a price of $29.75. All i can say is... HA!
Apple's shares did rise $4.56 in day trading, but still. One the people found out the truth, they ran. I find it quite funny really. I presonally don't like macs anyways and figure its all for the better. Apple's stocks have been way overvalued for quite some time in my mind. Why would anyone want one anyway? They have very few applications for a business user, few games for a gamer, and hardly no power options for an elite user. Oh well, whatever. Its that time again. Did you go out wearing only a bucket of warm water on your head? Too bad, too bad. Later slav... err *ehem* Fans. I have an announcement DVSMaStA September 27th 5:00 P.M. Archives There are alot of things you can do in this world. Concrete worker, brick layer or even a concrete truck driver. After helping layer the outside of my house with quick cement, I realized exactly how bad a job this is. The stuff dries out your hands and makes them tight. Also, the cement gets under your fingernails. Has that ever happened to you? It gets under them and hardens. It really dries out your finger, and the sad thing is you have to wait for the nail to grow out to get it off! If you haven't tried this, I suggest you do. It one of those activities that can be fun for multiple days! Believe me, you'll only want to try it one time. The ilustrious steam DVSMaStA September 27th 5:00 P.M. Archives Steam is soo much fun. You can watch it rise, kindof float, and even condense. If your lucky it will change in-front of your very eyes and may even resemble an ancient witch doctor! Okay, maybe not. Still, don't you love it when the temperature is about 60 and you take a nice, warm bath. The water being very hot, of course, makes a huge contrast with the air and makes lots of steam. I had one of these "experiences" not too long ago. Quite fun. I suggest you strip naked, pour a bucket of hot water on your head, and run out of your house into the streat screaming "I'm melting.. i'm melting!"
really loud. As for the rest of you who don't follow my every whim. Well, screw you! Do it anyway! It will be fun, and just think. Your neighbors will have good blackmail on you! Oh wait.. thats a bad thing. Unless your the neighbor. Later DVS Fans! Oh.. i'm soo sorry DVSMaStA September 23th 11:00 P.M. Archives I'm soooo sorry for not updating. Wanna know why i haven't (and won't) until this next wednessday? Because i'm all coded out! I'm sorry, but i haven't played any games since about sometime in May. I'm finished... i need a good gaming week (or at least half!) I'm soo sorry, but i can't give this up. During this time i will record all my thoughts and ideas for updates, and then my updates will be better. (thats a plus, at least) So, i'm signing off until this Wednessday. Later! Ingredients... DVSMaStA September 20th 9:00 P.M. Archives Lets see here. I think most everyone knows that companies are required to put the ingredients on the lables of food, right? Good, now that we have that basis set, lets get ta' talkin'! Water
Ingredients: Water(deionized, non-carbonated, reverse-osmosis treated, nitrates removed, non-coloured, non-caffinated, all (un)natural mountain springs water with no added preservatives). What the fuck is this about? Alright, lets examine this. First off, its water. What ingredients go into water? (tic..toc..tic..toc...) Duh... WATER! We gotta deionize it for ya thatway you don't get shocked while drinking it! Its not carbonated... we wouldn't wanna turn it into the Sams Club product. We also want to get rid of them pesky chunks of feco matter that resides in ALL spring water. Oopse! I almost forgot! Mountain spring water! Hmm, non-coloured. Wouldn't wanna make an unnatural picture of water, would we? Non-caffinated? There goes 99.9% of the morning market because they all want caffine! Damnit. No preservatives! Comon! Water won't last more than 30 days without that! Give me a fucking break. The label and Company were made up for effect. They do not exist. Da... Where'd da Page go? Da.. DVSMaStA September 18th 9:00 P.M. Archives Alright. First of all, i moved all the old shit to the Archives. Why? Because they were gettin in my way, see? Yea, right. I'd like to say, She's saucy! I mean FINE! This is one hell of a free HTML editor. Not to say that i don't use notepad anymore. Anyways. Damnit! I was gonna write about My outlook on life tonight. I might, but i won't promise anything! Later all you evil DVSMaStA fans! There, you happy now? Huh? HUH!?DVSMaStA September 16th 5:00 P.M. Archives You slave drivers you! (You who?) Yea, i got the damn navigation graphics up. This has been quite a day. Working on the flippin (hah) house. Mmm.. and sitting right in front of me, a nice, big, processed cow... In a Bottle! Thats right. Got Cow? I know... that page is retarded.. don't click it! Hahaha. The next update will contain some interesting stuff. Yay. OoOo.. Why should I care? DVSMaStA September 16th 3:30 A.M. Archives Its just a bit late here, but there's nothing wrong with that! DVSMaStA doesn't need any sleep... (heh). You are probobly gonna tell me... there are 6 images to the left of this here text that don't load. Do you think i didn't know? It will be fixed later. But for now, i am going to get some of that sleep i don't need... Alllllrighty then... DVSMaStA September 14th 11:59 P.M. Archives Well, lets see here. There sure wasn't much going on today. I am going to work on some flash stuff for the page, though. So you just wait! I decided i had to do something for tonight's update, so I am posting a little bit of a chat i was in. This is my way of easing the tension in that room. I think it worked, for a bit... Da Update DVSMaStA September 13th 11:00 P.M. Archives Alright, I'd just like to repeat, none of the stuff I write has to be fully factual. Some of it is fully opinionated (in fact, most of it) and full of crap. Don't you love Free Speech? Oh yea, and What the FUCK is This? What does this site have to do with free speech? Why should www.freespeech.com be linked to a fucking election 2000 page? Shouldn't it link to a page thats concerned with free speech on the net? I would formerly like to say... Hypermart.net SUCKS!
That fucking hosting site has jacked my site around soo much its not even funny! They act like they are soo nice and ready to host you when really they are there to put pop-up banners all over and make sure YOUR PAGE DOESN"T LOAD AT ALL! Look at that! It didn't load a page up, but it sure as HELL loaded a popup! Oh yea, while i'm on the subject of virtual domain hosting sites, i'd like to give www.virtualave.net a hand. They suck EVEN WORSE than hypermart.net! They couldn't even send me a confirmation email, so i never got my password to login! What a joke! Oh yea, did I ever mention that  Macs Suck Well, they do. I had the pleasure (HAHAHEHAH!) of installing 32 MB ram upgrades to 6 first edition imacs and it was such a joke! Take the cover off.. take out 2 screws and unplug 3 connections so you can pull the WHOLE Motherboard and CDROM drive out (at once!) Then you have to take this ridiculous steel cover off and stick the ram into the ram slot, push it in, then snap it into place! Then put all that shit back! Oh, did I mention that the ram was about 2 and a half inches long? HAHAH! Oh shit. Its getting about that time again, I cannot edit my page with notepad. Instead I have to use wordpad! I'd just like to say, this is a great page and I might start writing some shit for it. Wanna know where the polls went? Here. Have them! I don't want em! Well Excuuuusseeee ME! DVSMaStA September 13th 1:00 A.M. Archives Do you see what time that date says it is? Do You think i'm up to an update for tonight like i hoped? No. I am still working out the bugs in my domain transfer, so hang tight for while longer. Oh yea, I am hosting a webcam when the domain transfers, too! SO stick around, because my next real update is gonna be a wollop. |
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