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The American Idiot Awards! DVSMaStA October 11th 10:35 P.M. Archives  Alright... this guy may not look all THAT idiotic. Wait, let me rephrase that. He may look all F.B.Ish but I know the truth! He's really an All American Idiot. Of course, who am I to say that F.B.I. agents aren't American Idiots of the supreme order? Are we all Idiots trying to compare ourselves to another idiot? Is that what all this is? Right. This award goes to Kalendorf because he is the most Idiotic of them all. In his attempts to be.. *ehem* Idiotic.. he has proven himself a worthy foe. Heck, not even I am a match for the likes of HE! So, I give unto The (long E.. hello.. ever heard old english.. sheesh) the American Idiot Award! (crowns Kalendorf. gets tired and walks off stage and gets some more of that unneeded sleep.)
 The Day... DVSMaStA October 11th 5:05 P.M. Archives The horror! Your monitor dies for no reason. You try to get another one. It doesn't work. Who are you gonna call? DVSMaStA! Cut! thats a rap... it just doesn't sound as good a ghostbusters, does it? *scarfs a couple skittles* Ya know.. *and some more..* I really didn't *yet more* mind it *shoves another 4 in...* all that *and 3 more.. mumbles* much. Today was FCCLA conference. What a time. I sat in a far back corner of the meeting and listened to the speeker. She continually described me and, of course, all the school kids around me looked at me. After that I had about 10 guys follow me to a couple sessions. Then after it was all over and we were standing by the bus all the people wanted to feel my hair. How honered I was. (ha) Yes.. it was fun. William Clark was promoted to captin today. All I can say is, I'd love to see him accept this promotion! Hahaha... Later. Bee-Sss Round 3! DVSMaStA October 10th 10:11 P.M. Archives Alright. I just relized that you should NOT (notice the not?) sit on a seat with the top little portion of your bum (ass) on the edge of the seat. Why you ask? Well, sit there for awhile and soon after your but will become very numb! Yes, numb! After that your ass (bum) won't be comfertable for the rest of the time. So.. just letting you know. Don't! do it... What the... DVSMaStA October 10th 10:11 P.M. Archives Alright.. for once.. i have NOTHING to say! Can you believe that? alright, go here. Alright. That would just be weird.. right? C-ya! Bee-Sss Round 2 DVSMaStA October 9th 10:21 P.M. Archives Ya know, I like how this one dude who iI really don't want to try to remember put it... I don't update my webpage because I feel I have to, I do it to vent my fustration and to make me happy about it. You don't design a webpage to applease everyone else, but to make yourself say "Hey! now THATS a webpage!" You know, I never really understood that until now. I really understand what i'm doing here now. Its writing about all my dumbass problems and thing that bug me. Venting my fustration on this page rather than a 5'5" sissy boy who thinks he's all that. Thats exactly what it is. With that being said.. let the games continue! Ooo.. That'd be fun! DVSMaStA October 9th 10:23 P.M. Archives Lets see here. Just checking the news at Excite and stumbled accross this. How would you like to live your life with a never-ending pain in your neck? A sore throught all day long? Wouldn't it be 'uber' cool? Cheer for me! I used a 1337 word! Woo hoo! Bite me buck weed! Later... Bee-Sss Round 1 (edited) DVSMaStA October 9th 9:32 P.M. Archives Alright, just a little insight to my day. Today I had the friggin' time of my life taking the PLAN test. Then I proceeded to English. After that I went to math, nothing there. Science was different though. We had some experiments going on that involved Cabbage juice, Mt Dew, Water, Soap water, Sodium Bicarbonate, and Acitic acid. We combined the Cabbage juice with all the others listed and watched them turn colors. Then, for added effect, I decided to drink a full cup of one and some out of 2 others. Needless to say, it sure was fun. *haha* (end usesless BS section) See-ya DVSMaStA October 9th 6:19 P.M. Archives  Alright, i'm getting ready to go out. Like the new dew? Yea, thats what I thought. Friggin' sweet! I am sorry, but I have no choice but to postpone the American Idiot Awards. The camera I was gonna use ran out of power, so I couldn't get the nominee picture. Anyhoo, I'm hopefully going to go out to the movie Remember the Titans. It looks good, so we'll see. Later.
What da fuk? DVSMaStA October 8th 3:17 P.M. Archives In the ever-so-long quest to become an E/N site, i am going to become the ranting psycho maniac. Oh yea, this quest has been so fucking long I am almost thirsty. Wait a second, (pop a Mt Dew) better. Yea, its been almost 2 days now. Hang on a sec... I feel like a rant! (old woman voice)Praise da lord! (/end old woman voice) The horror! DVSMaStA October 8th 2:36 P.M. Archives  Fluorescent lights. Who the fuck invented them! The lights always make a nice humming sound and never seem to work. Although it is rather fun to be working at 2 AM in the VERY dim light when one of them is about to go out. I must admit, that is quite fun. That and watching the ends of the bulb slowly turn a darker and darker shade of blue is also appealing. Look at that! I even included a picture! How fucking cute. I'm sitting here without a replacement. Doomed to work in the light of my screen.
Another rant? Woa.. DVSMaStA October 8th 2:05 P.M. Archives Alright.. I would like to bring to your attention that... People are Stupid
Why? Let me run you by a few phrases I hear multiple times throughout the day from the same person. I see said the blind man as he peed into the wind. Suck on my Chocolate salty balls... and the all time fav, (insert whinny voice) Shut Up. What is our world coming to? Cheating Presidents and 5 cent whores? Well, alright, i'll give them credit. Maybe 10 cent whores, but still! In my class our math scores get beat out by 8th graders! No, I didn't say mine did, I meant the class average. I can't make up for the rest of the class... only a part of it. Wait a sec. I just lost my train of thought. I guess it must have derailed. Haha... (/end of unneeded rant) Woa! I'm seeing spots... DVSMaStA October 7th 1:18 P.M. Archives Alright, your probobly wondering what took me soo long to make an update, right? well, if you must know, this week was Homecoming g week (yay). I had soo much shit to do I hardly had enough time to even do my hair! Hey! I have an idea, coming up this monday, a new special event! The DVSMaStA cam portal! Yea, there probably will never be any live performances, mainly due to the fact i'm on a flippin' 33.6 line. Anyway, aren't you glad something new will be going on? Last night's dance was pretty fun. Danced around a bit, went completely insane.. and dance the night away. So, lets see here.. on to Da Shit. Shall we? Da Shit DVSMaStA October 7th 1:18 P.M. Archives Alright, if you are one of them cool people who love weird ass new, then check this out. Its been reported that a woman died in a house full of 130 cats, about two-thirds of them dead. The house about half an inch of cat feces covering everything. Read more at Excite... Alright, thats just freaky. The neighbors said them witnessed a few cats but had no idea there was over 100 of them! Hahaha. Announcements DVSMaStA October 7th 1:18 P.M. Archives Alright, i'd like to announce that coming this tuesday, I will be declairing the American Idiot Award. This is an extremely honorable award and I will spend alot of time thinking about who I should give this out to. Yes, there will be a picture... for all of you who want this stupid ass page to be more graphical. Oh yea, why not vote for my site on The top 100 E/N pages? Don't know what E/N means? Let me enlighten all you dumb fucks. E/N means Everything/Nothing. I think this site could be categorized as that? Don't you think? wait, I don't need your opinion. Also, coming up this week, I will start the Movie of the month and Song of the month. Why of the month? Because new movies and song come out too slowly to be weekly! So email me and vote! Daaa... wtf happened!? DVSMaStA October 4th 9:10 P.M. Archives Holly mother of meat! Yea, right. I made this fucking update and exited the program, and it didn't even ask me to save... ugh. Anyway, you may be wonderin' WTF happen to the other shit, right? As always, its right here! So get yur asses over there if you haven't been here the past week and read it! Its probably some of my best updates/rants/raves/links ever. On to the shit dat' counts, eh'? Guys, a service to the world DVSMaStA October 4th 9:10 P.M. Archives Alright, lets face it, not all guys are boneheaded idiots that get a kick out of beating the shit out of another guy for the hell of it. Well, on second though, most of us are, but thats beside the point. Guys do one of the most important jobs on earth and probably one of the most difficult too. They have the ever-so-difficult task of keeping the Women under control. That right. When they go out on a date, they don't always drive just because they want to. Its more of a duty, to keep the flippin' roads safe! If it wasn't for the guys always driving the roads would be total chaos! I guess that goes to show that guys really are humanitarian after all. News flash! DVSMaStA October 4th 9:10 P.M. Archives This just in, there's a new wonder drug taking over the world populous in a flash. Thats right, my friends, its caffiene! The most used 'drug' ever. Its in Chocolate, coffee, pop, mints... heck, even water! I advise you go out and buy all the caffiene you can muster up. I personally hoard all the caffienated products I could find. My caffiene needs have now far exceeded what Mt Dew can supply and i'm now moving on to caffienated mints and caffienated water. I'm soo hooks I even bought a caffiene shirt! Praise ThinkGeek.com for their nice supplies of caffienated drinks. Alright, thats a rap! |
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