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News for the soul DVSMaStA November 12th 11:03 P.M. Archives All I have to say is.. SF 49ers 21 KC Cheifs 7
SF Won!!! Thats right. San Fransico won after a five game loosing streak! Thats about it. Relish this update because I wasn't even going to do an update, but i Decided to anyway. You should feel special. The election... Part II DVSMaStA November 8th 11:03 P.M. Archives What a joke. Oregon is just a plain joke. Flordia's count wait I can see, since it's soo crucial. Oregon is just trying to get some of that attention. What would be cool is if the state went to a third party, such as Nader and the Green Party. Now that would be cool. At least as cool as an election could ever possibly hope to get. I guess Check it out at MSN.com The election... Need I say more? DVSMaStA November 7th 11:03 P.M. Archives You heard right, folks. I am going to talk a little about the election. Not too much, mind you, otherwise I might bore you. Ha! *clears throught and continues* *100% opinion* Most the americans went out today, worked and then went on their marry way to cast their vote in the election. Good for them. If only they weren't soo blinded by how much their vote doesn't really count. Its not like the president is elected through a count of the public ballot. No sir. The electoral college does all the voting. They are supposed to look at what the people want. Lets get real. Most the time they vote for who THEY want, or go by whatever political party their state voted for in the past. What a joke! I congradulate the few states that there is actual competition in. Not to say that the competition isn't really just a big media scam to bring in more views. Remember, I didn't say that. You didn't hear it from me! You may think I hate america and think its stupid. Well, to be honest, I don't really hate what america is or was, at least. I do, however, think that the people are quite dumbwitted when it comes to common sense. I also think that our government is a big, corrupt pile of FECO MATTER PERTAINING TO HORSES! *remember, I do not alledge that this is fact. In fact, I say that it is as close to 100% my opinion as possible* You don't really have to know anything to be the president. I mean, look at Bush for example. Had a few drug problem in the past. Hey, who cares about that? Then there's Gore who alledges that he "invented the internet". Later on Gore tried to cover up his mistake by saying that he helped pass some laws that FUNDED the development of the internet. Alright, hold up. If I was the one who invented the internet (and I was, amazingly enough =) i'd be a bit pissed off. Alright, once again, I warn you that if this site goes down, its not my fault. It is probably the work of the government to try to stop free-speech. Welp, thats my view on the whole shabang. Cya later! A little info for YOU DVSMaStA November 4th 6:59 A.M. Archives Alright, in an ongoing attempt to use php and mysql databases to make this page a bit easier on me, I have once again started down that ugly path of learning a programming language with absolutly no information to go by. I love doing things that way. Alright, enough about that. Check out this awsome game called Utopia. It a massivly online multiplayer game. Don't know what that means? Well, it means that there are thousands of people from all over the world who play as a single 'entity' inside the game. Have fun! A few interesting ideas Part I DVSMaStA November 4th 6:59 A.M. Archives Alright, this is going to be a bit interesting. This update is about a new idea. Not that I want to diss any big company, but this goes right along with the original saying. Friends don't let
Friends drive Fords Alright, I admitt it, I am a Chevy fan. I love chevy cars and trucks. Who doesn't? *besided the people who don't, duh!* So, from now on, the new saying is that. Please use this saying instead of the Friends don't let Friends drive drunk saying. It will be an instant hit at parties and raves. Oh yea, for added fun, whenever you see a ford at a party/rave, take the keys and leave the saying on a note in the Fords winshield. Thats sure to make you friends almost immediatly, especially if the party gets broken up by cops. Until later DVSMaStA Fans! MLA News... DVSMaStA November 3rd 10:37 A.M. Archives A glorious day today for the MLA. Another member has joined. The admition rating is off the charts. One new member every day. That the best in MLA history! Not that that history is very long. Let it be known, however, that the first day MLA existed, no one joined. Thats it, that the update. A jolly good day it tis'... HA! DVSMaStA November 2nd 1:36 A.M. Archives I'm sooo sorry for not updating on Halloween and the day after. I was busy doing nothing. Yea, nothing. That makes alot of sense. Alright, you guys(gals) up to the good ol' BS section? (waits for the cheers to go down) Alright, lets begin! Have you ever realized that this world is round? Well, some people may say its flat because you can see forever. Don't be fooled! The Earth really is round! Want to know why? Its all them ancient religious leader's faults. They summoned a spirit that made it round. SO, in summerization, the world is round. What was that for? I have not a clue! Its almost as bad as a man being killed while playing with a hand grenade.(Excite news) That just takes brains... or lack thereof. I wish I could have a hand grenade to play around with so I could blow my arm off too. This world sure isn't fair, is it? =) In other news, a man was operated on after swollowing a water pipe. Thirty-nine knives, forks, spoons and lighters where also removed. The man broke the knives and spoons into two pieces so he could swollow them. (Excite news) Alright, it said that this guy has a phycological illness. If I ate them kinds of things, i'd say I'd have a bit more than just a phycological illness. I'd say I had a stomache ache! *burts out laughing.. recovers and continues* Alright, my one question... Why didn't he eat any sporks! Huh? HUH? HUH?!? Thats enough for tonight. An update about the Election Campaign? Oh no! DVSMaStA October 30th 6:19 P.M. Archives What better topic to give you all a pre-scare for Halloween. Heh. Anyway, yes... this update is about the presidential elections. I don't like them personally. I hate government and how it is soo corrupt. Pitiful really. Oh yea, if my site isn't up tomorrow, you know the reason why. It would be because of some governmental order saying that I did something wrong. I confess!
I think the government is severely corrupt and also, whats happened to free speech? Moving along... I'll get back on subject now. Alright, I was watching TV this weekend. Yes, its true. The media source of the 90s and 2000s. There was this commercial with a guy going in to vote. When he went into the booth an elephant, representing Gorge Bush, appeared on one shoulder while a goat, representing none other than Al Gore, was on the other shoulder. George Bush's main arguments were that he looked like his farther and acted like his father. To reply to that Al Gore went on saying that he invented everything. It was quite humorous. This commercial pinpoints why elections are such a joke. If you can't see that they are a joke, then congratulations. You are another one of those top grade american idiots. I pity your soul. News for the weird at heart. DVSMaStA October 30th 6:55 P.M. Archives (Reuters) Pigs flying? Can it be? Yes, a pig boarded a Boeing 747 on Oct. 17th on a non-stop flight from Philadelphia to Seattle. The 300-pound pig was checked in as a 13-pound service animal, much like a blind seeing eye dog. The pig was just fine, until the taxing at Seattle. Read the whole story at Excite News That is impressive. I like the way that the two female passengers bought a ticket for it and the flight attendants packed it between first class seat rows 1A and 1C. That damn pig got to ride first class! Heck, I haven't even had the chance to FLY on a jet yet. That pig should feel lucky. (Reuters) A girl is charged with witchcraft after a teacher came down with a sever illness and was hospitalized. The causes of the illness are unknown. The school principal went forward and suspended the girl for 15 days. Read more about it at Excite News This one is a bit freaky. If i was that girl and I could cast spells, I'd be in seventh heaven or something like that. I'd slowly boost my spell casting abilities and then have fun with it. Of course, thats just me. Oh yea, you'd have to be kinda secretive and cautious if you had that ability. I know I wouldn't want to be hung for witchcraft. Later all you odd news loving american idiots out there! More on Da Page... DVSMaStA October 29th 7:36 P.M. Archives Alright, you may have noticed that I haven't been very good about updating daily like i said I would. You also might have noticed a MAJOR fluctuation in the focus of my page from the beginning until now. If you have, thats good. That means that you have a brain. Pat yourself on the back. Haha, I didn't say DVSMaStA Says. For everyone that did pat themselves on their back, they are actually stupid and the people who haven't noticed the change are actually too lazy to read into the archives of this page. For this, I pity your souls. *DVSMaStA Rolls a dice* Move forward 3 paces. Once again you are fooled. I didn't say DVSMaStA Says. When will you learn? Never, for now everyone on this earth is either stupid, as in the first case, or Idiots as in the second case. Why the change from stupid to idiot? Because the first people didn't realize that I was doing that game. Therefore they are stupid. The second group already knew I was going to do it again to them. Therefore they are Idiots. What is the point of this update? In all honesty, I don't remember. All I know is that I wanted to shove, yes.. literally Shove the Oct. 12 through Oct. 28th posts into the archives. To be forgotten by all who wonder into My realm. Oh well, that's life. I gotta jet. Oh yea, to all that know. My record is 1-0. Can't touch this. Later. |
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