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I'll be DAMN! DVSMaStA December 24th 12:37 A.M. Archives Another author for this page. What a crazy idea! Its amazing what people will come up with when its 12:32 AM and you have been awake for the past 36 hours. *Note to self... you weren't up for 36 hours.. you must be haluscinating... please.. continue* Would another author *or more* degrade the quality of this site? Maybe. Would it hurt the content, Doubtful as I am not being very faithful in updating. Would anyone ever WANT to be a co-author on this site? Doubtful again. It you want to write for this page or whatever, email me. I will be picking up the update pace again and maybe even a minor layout change if I ever get the database version hammered out. Later. Sweetness DVSMaStA December 23th 3:57 P.M. Archives I would just like to start by saying, Jackie Chan is one of the funniest guys around. Ever heard of Rush Hour? Shanghi Noon? Exactly. Reachin into the news.. DVSMaStA December 23th 4:04 P.M. Archives (Reuters)- Japanese parents were outraged when a 51 year old health teacher's last question of a exam was "What are two legal ways to bump off your spouse?" Read more... (Excite News) Oh thats great. It said that he was really meaning to teach the kids that alcohol and smoking addictions can result in an early demise. Wow. If I was him I think I could of reworded it a bit differently and still have the wanted results of the students. Thats almost like asking them to go and try it out. Oh well, on with more things. Another news thingy... DVSMaStA December 23th 10:51 P.M. Archives (Reuters)- A Lebanese farmer was married to a fours wife by his other three wives. They are exhusted from his outstanding sex drive. His first wife felt that after 12 children he was bored with him and the same happened with the second. Now all three of the wives want him to marry another woman. In the Islam religion it is okay for a man to have four wives. Read more... (Excite News) I love these different cultures/religions that allow guys to marry multiple woman at once. It is quite obvious that women have much less rights in these situations. Would any american or liberal woman ever be able to coupe with her husband railing another chick. Hell, it wouldn't even be behind her back! Whats even better is that the other THREE wives still can't keep up with a 47 year old farmer! That is pathetic. I guess thats enough wisdom from me for one day. Yo yo... DVSMaStA December 20th 4:28 P.M. Archives Wonderful times. We were out f school from snow two days in a row for snow then got out early today. This is almost amazing. I have nothing to rant about right now. Maybe when i'm on Christmas break. Later. Well. This is nice. DVSMaStA December 17th 8:02 P.M. Archives Well. I'd just like to say that this sucks. Parents in this woulkd are over-stipulative bastards. Quote me on that, please. I beg of you go on. I'm done with this update. Maybe someday you'll get lucky and i'll be able to update regularly. Hello in there... DVSMaStA December 12th 8:02 P.M. Archives What a dumbass I am. Special update tonight. I'm letting it all hang out. First off, there's alot on my mind. I just lost my GF's ring. Thats about as stupid as it gets. Second off, she gets grounded for saying that she lost it. Thats only the tip of the iceberg here folks. My view on life... DVSMaStA December 12th 8:02 P.M. Archives Lets see here. Let me state all life in two words. Life Sucks.
All I ever do is get yelled at, rushed into things like assignments and deadlines, and have way too much stress. I got a 87% in my social studies class. Most parents or kids would look on that and think, MY GOD! I'm doing great! Oh no. Not MY parents or surroundings. Some people laugh, others just say, "DVSMaStA, you can do better than that." Then they complain because OH my GOD! Your almost off the honor roll! By god i'm going to die and fall off the face of the fucking EARTH if I don't make it. All of a sudden it's like I am automatically obligate to get on it. It don't matter if I try my hardest and don't get on. Thats strike one. I play sports. Its a common thing in guys my age. I suck. Thats plain and simple. I guess I don't have many reasons or rights to complain here. I guess this one counts to the stress/yelled at situation. I can handle this one, but it does add up. Strike two. I am looked up to in different situations such as answers to questions and helping someone on this and that. I am not an answer book. Sometime I like to help, but let me decide whether or not I want to help. I hate to be bothered by tons f questions during the day. Most the time I am doing good just to know myself and worry about my own grades, let alone do half of someone else's paper and have to worry about that too. Strike three. Woa.. There's more? Thats right, jackass, this isn't baseball. Welcome to DVSMaStA's Realm. It may not appear like it from this page, but in real life DVSMaStA's a good kid. Thats right, it is scary. I am always in a constant struggle with what I should do. Am I doing the right thing? Am I going to piss someone off? Is this going to endanger something/someone? Am I hungry? Where can I find food? Is it time to eat yet? Wait a sec, I mean... Should I wear the green, or red socks? NO! never mind that. Strike four. The constant wondering of, and I am wording this quite bluntly, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? In all honesty, I no longer know what the fuck i'm doing. I more or less wonder my way around everywhere. I have a horrible memory when it comes to anything work related. I have spanish to do? Oh shit. I have a game in ten minutes. I better go. Strike five. I don't know why, but my joints they all ache. This isn't much either because many people have broken bones. I also crack my knee to the side an average of 1.5 times an hour and my neck about the same amount. I wonder what's it'll be like when i'm 50. Strike six. Some may look at my life and wonder how I could complain. I have a 95 average in school. Big deal. I am selected for Hobby and I have been to state in FCCLA two years running. Yay again. For all them people, look at what I have to go through. The pressure to succeed academically is at times strenuous. Sometimes I wonder why I go through it. I get yelled at for a grade most people get praised for. What a pain in the ass. Then I complain about that 90 or 86 or whatever it may be. Then for that I get yelled at my the lower end of the class. I can't ever do ANYTHING RIGHT! I get yelled at all over. Its becoming almost annoying. At times I wonder what it would be like to have a 76 average and be PRAISED if i gt above an 80 on a test/assignment. Same thing goes for honor roll. Oh well. Screw it all. I've come to the conclusion that no matter what you do in life, it will NEVER be good enough. I'll leave at that. Hello in there... DVSMaStA December 11th 8:02 P.M. Archives Holly shit. Its monday. Guess what? Big storm = little snow + high winds = drifting = no school = DVSMaStA BoReD! Yea. Anyway, just wanted ya to know i'm still alive. Here's a pic of me just for the *beep* of it. Yea, I know, had to hype myself up a bit. The 49ers lost. Oh well. Later. Say Wha? DVSMaStA December 7th 9:08 P.M. Archives Its been awhile. Alot of various things happened. You may have noticed a few posts by someone other than *gasp* me! You may also wonder where the other posts went. Try the archives as well. Anyway, on to Da Shit. *holds out his arm* Shall we? *pulls arm back quickly* Sike! (hahaha) Recap... DVSMaStA December 7th 9:16 P.M. Archives Read this for a little excitement. Check this out and you'll find the posts that weren't composed by me! Check this out for my little visit to Mc Donalds. Thats really all the more to recap. I had a few good writings in there, but I don't really want to boost myself all that much. I already know i'm an awesome satire style writer. I know, I am soo humble. Have you ever noticed... DVSMaStA December 7th 9:34 P.M. Archives You go to the candy machine and look over the items. You find that perfect candy bar and it says something like "You could win $1,000,000!" so you carefully open the candy bar wrapper so you can see if your a winner. Staring right back at you is a "Sorry, not a winner. Please play again." Oh sure. I'm gonna go buy another candy bar and play again just for that damn wrapper to call me a loser again. Thats all its doing. Its calling you a big, fat, ugly loser. Do we have to take this from candy makers? Do they have the right to call us losers? Is this another subliminal message to promote gambling and buying cigarettes and alcohol and then sell it to minors for a hefty profit to then go and spend on weed and smoke it with your friends? Alright, maybe the last one isn't all factual. Candy bar makers aren't the only ones to call consumers losers. Pop makers do it all the time. Most the 20oz. pop bottles have a game cap on them. Any of the pop manufactures that don't are crazy as hell. Everyone knows that you buy the pop for the cap to see if your a winner. Anyway, you go buy the pop, look under the cap, and it says "Sorry, not a winner". Is there such thing as a winning cap? They say one out of eight of the bottles are winners. Are they really? Is there some way to regulate that? I know i've drank eight of them pops and never had a winner. IS that some kind of false advertisement? Probably not. It tells you to try again. So you put the cap back on. You get thirsty and take the cap off, look at it taunt your loserness, and then take another drink. Hey, maybe i'm just unlucky. WHo knows. It just seems like the odds are real bad. Maybe all the winners go to some store in New York and all the losers go to the store in sparsely populated areas. Who knows. All I have to say is, Candy wrappers and pop caps call you losers all the time!
With that being said, I must state that I did not accuse any company of being fraudulent and I never directly said that any company did not live up to their advertisements. I merely asked the questions. Thank you, and good night! |
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