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The Plans! DVSMaStA January 9th 8:43 P.M. Archives Alright, I'd juyst like to announce the things that are comming up and what they will deal with. Calling companies and having little talks with their coustomer service guys. This one should be good. I will also be mailing and/or emailing companies about their products/services. I may even throw in an attempt to get my money back by complaining about the products freshness. Stay tuned on that one. *now where did I leave that recorder...* This is the reason I haven't updated much, that and BB has taken 3/4 of my life time. So its all good, right? Later DVS fans! The life of a helper... DVSMaStA January 4th 11:57 P.M. Archives Walk in the life of a helper. I used to help others on assignments in school. Help people in work, making things, writing things for others. Letting people cheat off me. Yea, cheat, i sinned.. oh no. And now I am no longer able to help. I try as hard as i might, but I just lost my helping touch. I try to help someone on an assignment, but I am still figuring it out myself. I try to write a presentation, but I draw up a blank in my mind. I guess the last days of a helper at heart is a lonely one. One of these days I just won't be able to help others. Maybe its a sad fact of life. Helpers live rich lives in the beging, helping almost everyone they know. Then all of a sudden they are no longer a help to others. In fact, often I have to ask others FOR help. What a world. I have absolutly nothing to complain about. Later... Ripoff? DVSMaStA January 3rd 12:09 P.M. Archives I've been wondering about that question. Is this site a cheap ripoff of someone elses page that i've never heard of? If you say i rip off people like Lipgloss Assassin with the news posts, all you have to do is compare the posting dates. Mine are normaly ahead of hers, sometimes I even cover it days before her. Has any other (E/N)site ever talked about my life? Check out my hardware. Don't you hate them little jolts? - Read to learn, my friend. Revenge of the powere dumping flies! - A must see. I think them articles/updates said enough to prove this site must be original. Later. Weird world... DVSMaStA January 1st 4:44 P.M. Archives New year. We didn't die. The Earth is still spinning. Lets all celebrate. *end sarcasm* No, really, it was cool. I wouldn't have wanted to spend my New Years eve/day any different. I had a great time. I was just watching TV a bit and had to witness one of them medicine commercials. One question, how in the HELL did they EVER come up with Rx as the abbreviation for prescription? Is there any instance of Rx in that word? Does it even sound like it has anything to do with prescription? Some retard had to come up with one that wasn't already used. Eureka! Rx will become prescription! Thats like me saying, Henceforth the word What's up, commonly known as wazzup or sup, will now and forever be known as Puh. Does that make any sense? No. Can you see someone wearing long, baggy shorts and a big baggy Playerz shirt come up to you and greet you with a simple "Puh!" *maybe Puuuhhhh! for more effect* No, thats what I thought. Lets make a reasonable abbreviation for prescription like Pscpt. That isn't too bad, its still kinda long, but makes more sense. Ahh, what the hell am I saying, lets leave it with Rx. Attention MLA members! Was your New Years Bash dinner/snack table decked out with meat products? It better have been. I know I ate meat for my New Years meals. Have you seen Lipgloss Assassin's new page? I like the look except for the little bubbles on the left side. I won't say any more thought because, like me, i'm sure she designs it to please her first and her audience second. I know thats how I do it. Catch ya at a later Update. Goawayism Utopian_trash_chick December 28th 11:59 P.M. Archives I'm completely fed up with this world. Everyone just gets on my nerves, and well I finally decided to do something about it. I'm starting a new religion...it's called Goawayism. This country was founded upon the freedom of religion, so I figure I can make a new religion if I want to. And if they won't let me do it, well then they'll have to say no to all those stupid americans who partake in Buddism, and Jewish stuff, like that big party they have instead of Christmas. The one with the name that is spelled so that it sounds like a cat hacking a hair ball. I mean...what is life without a jolly old fat guy that brings gifts to stupid little kids who think raindeer fly? (thats santa by the way for all of you idiots) Well anywho, back to Goawayism. There aren't a whole lot of rules...yet. But give me time, I will think them up as I go, and as more and more people piss me off. The basis of this religion is that any Goawayist has the right to tell an offender (anyone that ticks them off) to go away, and if the offender does not go away, then he/she must suffer the beating of the Goawayist. In most religions harming someone is agains all rules, but with Goawayism the meaner the better. We do not promote violence, but mental abuse is not violent...now is it? My specialty is brutally beating stupid offenders down with words, most of which I have no clue as to their meaning. Most stupid offenders will automatically back down when they are faced with big words, which are probly not part of any language. If a Goawayist comes into contact with a smart offender, the Goawayist is urged to be as arrogant, and asinine as humanly possible. This has been scientifically proven to ward of even semismart people. Just in case all of you wonderful people were wondering, no one has become a Goawayism Saint, but I am on the list, and you could be too by joining this wonderful religion. All you have to do is ward off people who piss you off, and you are offically a member. For any, and all with coments, questions, or brutal beatings for me, please feel free to contact me at [email protected] I probly wont reply, but you can waste you time anyways. Utopian_trash_chick a.k.a. *~kraziechic~* *DVSMaStA's commentary will come tomorrow, if lucky* A pound ova here and a pound ova there.. DVSMaStA December 27th 9:12 P.M. Archives What would it be like to gain 30 pounds in 30 days? Would it be worth $3000 in the end? Would you be willing to do it and have all the fat gaining statistics put up on a popular site? Well, TheSpark.com did just that.  Or, if you'd prefer not to "click" on a fat mans stomach, then click here. Alright, I had many complications about putting a fat man's stomach with different scribbles and writing on it onto my page. But then I figured what the hell. Anyway, this is quite possibly the most interesting article I have read on the internet in.. well.. a LONG time. I bet I would be great at The Fat Project because of all the pop I drink. It may not seem like much, but when every pop weighs in at 170 calories, it starts to add up. Running.. the lowdown DVSMaStA December 27th 9:32 P.M. Archives Alright, I will say this. Running may be good for you, but it is very bad. Like most things that are good for you they suck, they taste bad, smell bad, look bad and feel bad. Alright, maybe it can't taste bad, but it sure can smell and feel bad. For some reason, fate comes to mind. How, don't ask, but I feel one hell-of-a rant coming on. *the bell ring, ding ding ding.* And let the ranting begin! Fate = BS DVSMaStA December 27th 9:58 P.M. Archives To all those people who believe in fate, listen up. Your living in a dream world. Do you really think that you have no control over when you die? Do you think its fate that you gained 3 pounds this holiday? (or in some cases 5-10 pounds) Do you think it was fate that you got dead drunk on christmas eve and got in a wreak? You couldn't do anything to stop that? Was it TRUELY your FATE to drink and drive? Was it? *blood veins start popping out* Was IT! WAS IT!!!!! *calms down before continuing* Personally, I would hate to think that I have no control over my life. I will admit it, i'm a control FREAK. I love to have control over what I do or coordinate a group effort in something. Control is my drug, i'm highly addicted, and thank GOD that I am respected enough to get all I need of that control. Would it suck to be told that on January 1st, 2001 you were going to die from getting into a wreak. You can't change it, its fate. Your going to die. If you stay home that evening, some drunk driver is going to drive through your house or something of that magnitude. I would like to think that I have total control over this situation. What do you mean i'm going to die? If I do, its because of some action I took that made the situation come around. Its just about like saying that Napoleon was destined to become a military dictator of France. The only reason he did is because he took actions that allowed him to. The French government was thrown down and they needed a new leader, thus a successful military general, Napoleon, became that man. He wanted to, so thats what he became. No one made him. In conclusion I would like to say, Screw Fate
Alright, maybe you would do best to forget all that I have said here. Women... DVSMaStA December 24th 12:37 A.M. Archives Thats right folks, we're gonna talk about women. No, I'm not going to link to tons of porn pictures and talk about stupid raves and the like. I'm going to have a little time to let it all out on women as a sex. No matter what you do you can't please them. If you buy them something or do something nice for them such as pay for the lunch tab they will complain about why you didn't pay for the gas to make the trip. Little things like that. One second your the most precious thing in the world to them and the next your an asshole. It is truly amazing. Did anyone ever know that back in the early 19th century it would of been a good thing to be a lady and to have someone call you a bitch? Yes, its true. It actually meant that you were a female role model in a way. People would look up to you. Now its turned into a word that most guys have fun yelling at their EXs. Anyway, thats beside the point. I must say that the one person who came up with the line, Women: Can't live with em', Can't live without em'
is by far one of the smartest people in all time. If only I could have about half his wisdom I might become a happy rich man in the future. Who knows, maybe I will anyway. HAHAHA! Oh yea, free speech doesn't exist. Dirt roads suck My best archived page And my favorite rant! |
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