Terms of Service for Getrealistic.com
Preliminary definitions
Within this document, the words "we" and "our" represents Getrealistic.com, DVSMaStA's corner and DVSMaStA which is the owner of the domain name and publisher for that domain(Getrealistic.com). The word "site" refers to any page accessible through the Getrealistic.com domain. The word "data" refers to any sound, image, file, code or anything else contained in or generated by the "site". Portions of the "site" may not be based on factual information and thus would be a satire/parody. When you use the "site" you are agreeing to these terms and conditions of use which, at "our" sole discretion, may change in any way at any time without prior announcement. Your consent to these terms and conditions(listed below) is herein described as the "Agreement." For this reason you should read them with care, in full, and even re-read them from time to time to make sure nothing was changed/modified that might be applicable to you.
Disclaimer
"We" make no claims to any of the information posted on DVSMaStA's corner(the "site") or any subsidiary of DVSMaStA's corner(the "site") being fully(or even partially) based on factual information. Furthermore, "we" make no warranties that the data being transmitted will reach its final destination(the end user) in its full, intended form. "We" make no guarantee that the web server will be free from any viruses(bugs) of any kind or anything else that might be harmful to your computer. By voluntarily using DVSMaStA's Corner(the "site") you take full responsibility for any costs for repairing/replacing any hardware/software that had been damaged during a visit to DVSMaStA's Corner(the "site"). Due to some state and/or federal laws, a portion of the limitations of liability listed herein may not be applicable. If this is indeed the case, then it is hereby stated that Getrealistic.com, DVSMaStA's Corner or DVSMaStA's total liability to you for your losses, damages, causes of action, and/or negligence incurred from this "site" or a site you visited through a link on DVSMaStA's Corner(the "site") shall not exceed the fee paid by you(if any) to acquire access to DVSMaStA's Corner or Getrealistic.com(the "sites").
Email liabilities
"We" make no warranties to the quality or dependability of email.getrealistic.com simply because of the fact that it is not hosted on servers in which we would have control over. We can(and will) help you to resolve any disputes you may have with the service to the service host, everyone.net. We do, however, obtain the right to disallow the use of that service for any reason, cut off access to your account or delete it for any reasons without notice and the right to reserve addresses for future use. If you don't agree to these terms then don't use the service.
Limitations On Use Of Materials contained in Getrealistic.com
You may, as long as you make no changes/modifications of any kind whatsoever, download onto a single computer a single copy of any "data" contained in Getrealistic.com for YOUR PERSONAL USE ONLY. The computer used to download and make a copy of "data" onto much be owned by you and must be located in your house. You may NOT make any commercial use of the "data" which you downloaded. Should you make any changed or modifications to the "data" you will be violating Getrealistic.com or DVSMaStA's copyright. Also, you may NOT copy, upload, transmit or re-distribute in ANY way ANY of the "data" obtained from the "site", nor may you use them on any computer network or any other website. Should you decide to procure your copy of my work, you do NOT own that work. The copy you downloaded(including any page code) is, rather, licensed to you by Getrealistic.com or DVSMaStA, which retains all title and rights to the "data". In conclusion, you are PROHIBITED from exchanging or re-distributing any "data" through any means possible that can be perceived by a member of the human species. If Getrealistic.com or DVSMaStA discovers that you have violated any of the above mentioned limitations, "we" CAN and WILL take a course of legal action against you.
Your Comments and Submissions
"We" welcome any form of feedback from our visitors, but be warned that we cannot accept submissions of any kind unless we specifically ask you to. Therefore, please refrain from sending us any images, ideas, scripts or drawings which we have not asked you to send to "us." Should you choose to ignore this policy and send "us" unsolicited submission(s), that submission(s) become the property of Getrealistic.com or DVSMaStA. As our property, we have unlimited, exclusive, perpetual rights throughout any communications medium in existence and all those that have yet to be invented, to use the submission(s) for any purpose whatsoever, without the need of any form of compensation to you. Furthermore, Getrealistic or DVSMaStA will assume no liability for the use of the submission(s) you made.