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Whatever... DVSMaStA October 28th 1:27 P.M.     Archives
Alright, I admit, I love Ultima Online. There is one thing that makes me mad about that game though. There is almost no room in a "good" area for houses! Yea, thats right. I bought the deed to a house but i cannot find a place to put it. Alot of good that money done me. All right, enough of the complaining. I have one thing to say for this update.

Salsa Verde Doritos RULE


And thats all I have to say about that.

Alright, if you didn't recognize that line was from the movie Forest Gump. Man, whats wrong with people now'a'days anyway? Don't even know classic lines fron classic movies. Sheesh. Later.

A thought.. DVSMaStA October 25th 9:47 P.M.     Archives
A thought ran through my mind as I was eating today. Yes, a thought. What a horrible thing. What a better world this would be if no one ever thought. Something like that, although I wouldn't like to see the world without thought. Everyone would be bumbling idiots. Wait, isn't that what we already have? *goes back to the drawing boards*

To beef, or not to beef. Is it even a question? DVSMaStA October 25th 10:37 P.M.     Archives
*calm music plays in the background*
To beef, or not to beef. Is it even a question?
*suddenly the calm music comes to a screeching halt*

WHAT!


No, its not EVEN a question. How could anyone possibly not want to eat meat? Why! Don't the vegetarians understand that they are killing that celery that they are eating? They robbed it from its home in the ground. Brutally raped it of its skin. Then they proceed to either eat it then in a voracious fashion or cook it alive in hot water. *all right, maybe people don't cook celery, but still*

For one, I take pity on the souls of these vegetables. Whenever I see them I look away and happily chomp into my hamburger or take a bite of juicy steak. Yes, i'm doing a kind act to nature by not eating them vegetables. What, you say eating the animals is bad? That I am a murderer because I eat meat? Are plants, such as vegetables, not also classified as living? Would that not then make all vegetarians murderers as well?

Then why would you want to deny your body the great source of protein that which is meat? It is a large portion *haha* of the food pyramid, you know.

I guess i'm going to have to create a new group of follower, call the Meat Lovers Anonymous or MLA. (Yes, see the resemblance? I really did cheat and use an acronym.) all right, anyone who wants to join can email me and i'll make a list of members. *Note, I already made the list to the left, cute huh?

All right, I am officially a meatatarian. If thats a word. If it isn't, it is now and its meaning is:
To follow in the footsteps of our leader DVSMaStA, swearing to stop vegetarians from being soo cruel to vegetables.


Something interesting to watch for DVSMaStA October 23th 7:14 P.M.     Archives
Alright, I will start off by saying this. Thats it. *laughs hystarically* Alright, on to what i was about to talk about.. that one interesting thing!

Alright, I was driving along to a nearby town to get some gas, pens and a sales book. I was meeting quite a large sum of vehicles and the road seemed to be bubbling over with traffic. This could be because of the fact that it was 5:33 and the people who get off at 5 P.M. were going home. Well, thats besides the point. So i was driving along and watching the oncoming traffic and all of a sudden i witness what apears to be the taillights of a truck passing when a cars headlights were right ahead of the truck! (insert extreame sarcasm) Oh my! I was about to freak out like "Oh my god! I'm gonna witness a head-on collision" or something like that.

A few seconds later I realize that nother has happened. Then the same truck drove by me and I noticed that the lights made the front of it look like the backend of a truck!

Why would ANYONE want the front of a truck to look like the ass-end of a truck? WHY! That is almost as bad as Ford's little firestone tire problem. You might see it and think its actually passing and going your way when it really is coming FULL speed at you! Oh well, if anything cool like this ever happens to you, Email me.

A little news ova' here and a little ova' there.. DVSMaStA October 23th 7:31 P.M.     Archives
Long title, eh'? Ya.. anyways.. here's ya' news.

Woman dies after 12k mile flight(Excite News) - A woman died 10 days ago after arriving at an airport in London, England. She developed what is known as "Economy class syndrome" where a bloodclot forms because of bad circulation.

Well, sucks to be her! Acutually, I do honestly feel pitty for her. Dying from such a case would be quite hard to believe. Anyway, just wanted to bring this interesting problem to mind. Catch ya'll later!

Recap DVSMaStA October 22th 10:20 P.M.     Archives
Here's a recap of whats happened since the 17th. I went to school through friday. Went out friday night. Got up sat. morning at 4:10 and went to a quiz bowl. We didn't do the best nor worst and ended up going 2-3. Arrived home at around 5 and played UO most the night. Its been quite interesting. Your know, this is quite amazing.. I cannot think of anything to rant about! Can you believe that? Anyway, this is just an update to let ya know... Hey, this page isn't dead. Alright? It just took a little break. Oh yea, Email accounts are back up! Go ahead and get one. Later.

*Looks around suspiciously* DVSMaStA October 17th 10:20 P.M.     Archives
Oh my. I've sinned! I didn't update my page for 4 days! That actually is bad. I shouldn't be laughing at it. My life has been soo busy, with Ultima Online and all. Lets see here... Do I feel a rant coming on? Do I? OOoohh YEA!

Dirt roads.. DVSMaStA October 17th 10:20 P.M.     Archives
Alright. Lets admit it first. They uuu... stink. They are the worst thing that could happen to this world besides maybe Al Gore or Microsoft. Why would the state all of a sudden just decide not to gravel a road? What the point of it? Somewhere along the line (nice figure of speech, eh'?) the state/count decided that the roads needed regular doses of gravel otherwise *gasp* it wasn't worth it! The problem with this thinking is that them regular doses of gravel makes the roads dangerous. Yes, thats right folks, many of the accidents on country roads are directly related to loosing control because of too much gravel. Does that give a hint to the Gov. to quit pilling more and more gravel on the roads? A definate no. The roads right outside my yard recently recieved one of them gravel doses and it made the driving conditions horrible. What once was a nice, smooth road is now a big pile of gravel ridges and shitty washboards. Its not a pleasure to drive on anymore. Will the stupid government EVER learn that they can reduce the ammount of gravel, use that saved gravel to gravel dirt roads, save money from not graveling soo much, AND have happy citizens for a change? Not on this world will that EVER happen. The government is too blind to EVER think of that. Yet a young old chap like myself can think of it out of the blue. (yes, I realize I made a contradiction there) Alright, thats about enough for this rant. Later ya'll. (sorry texas!)

A little free speech DVSMaStA October 12th 10:35 P.M.     Archives
Alright, with a title like this, you must think something important is to be said. Well, there is. I was informed today that my page made some teachers a little mad. For this, I am sorry. What is this world coming to now days? Is there no such thing as free speech? A free will? Can you not have an opinion about someone? About something? About an aspect of someone? Does everything have to be kept a secret? Is our world too childish to handle those opinions that people unconsciously dish out day by day? Is our society too caught up in being soo good to other people that it doesn't understand that hey, you probably aren't gonna like everyone you meet. Most people aren't going to keep that a secret either. I know I didn't. I was careful not to use a full name, just a generic last name that is also a color.

I guess there is no such thing as free speech. Sure, you can say it, then you have to change it. I really don't like to do that to my page. I like to keep it original. I guess there are those few times where you have to go back and edit something. I just don't know how other people can do it. Cartoonists make fun of political people all the time. Its just their opinion, so why can't i publicize my opinion? Is that illegal for me to do? (Not like this is very public anyway. No one ever reads it) Oh whatever.... I guess I live in a world without free speech. Although, that little banner at the bottom of my page suggests that some day... we may be able to look forward to free speech. Until later.




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