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A little BS before the good stuff DVSMaStA 11:00 P.M. May 13th Current Page Well, I went to boring Graduations today. Once again we had to play songs in bad. It sucked as before. One of my sisters graduated today. You think I cried? You think I was sad? No, I was the happiest man alive today. It is said that in this household the kids have all the power. With the coming of today I get to claim a very nice portion of that power (probobly 99.9%) and hey, who wouldn't be happy about that? The only poblem is that she will STILL be living here. A look into my life DVSMaStA 11:10 P.M. May 13th Current Page Below is a picture of The Master's Extreamly Streamlined Work Station Here I do most of my work. It is a nice place to hang around and easy to get something done. Too bad I removed the pop-can tower a few weeks earlier. I will be moving from this beautiful area to go on the road. I will be using a 166 mhz Laptop. This doesn't make me very happy, but oh well. 
The Master's Extreamly Streamlined Work Station Below is a picture of The Master's Stress-Reduction Device Here is where I spend my time after a hard days work at The Master's Extreamly Streamlined Work Station. I also gothere when any code is pissing me off or I feel like it! The joys of The Master's Stress-Reduction Device is that all I have to do is turn 90 degrees to the right and i'm there! 
The Master's Stress-Reduction Device Next we come to The Master's Super Delux Home Entertainment System Station At The Master's Super Delux Home Entertainment System Station I enjoy a nice, quality movie or two and listen to my favorite music. I usually do this after my busy day at The Master's Extreamly Streamlined Work Station or a vist to The Master's Stress-Reduction Device. 
The Master's Super Delux Home Entertainment System Station Didn't you just Like them big words? =) I will out-do that site above someday when I have the spare time. Also, I will be moving all of this to the archives soon. Right now, I have to go. Everyone, GetRealistic! iTulip.com is quite interesting DVSMaStA 7:30 P.M. May 12th iTulip.com has to be one of the dumbest things ever. Who would actually pay for a stock certificate of a company that doesn't exist on a stock exchange??? Anyway, i guess some dumbass out there might. I'll do more on iTulip.com in the future. A little of the good stuff (Graphic content) DVSMaStA 7:30 P.M. May 12th Current Page I wouldn't call This all that bad, but the pics sure do look Fine! I'd say its no worse than the pictures in magazines that promote womens body products. She must feel dumb This one is great! Remember, the 3 links above contain Explicit material. Go to your freinds house... (Feeling a case of d�ja vu from what i was about to say?) That made no sense at all. Anyway, I went ahead and added a few images to my *content* Mainly to make it look better =) ~L8R God damn PHP DVSMaStA 11:56 P.M. May 11th Current Page Okay, I justed pissed my night away mowing/playing AOE and AOE2/and like I said, working on PHP. As you can see, I didn't figure out much because nothing really happened to the page. Believe me, I am just as pissed as you are. But I can tell you something cool. I am in the process of coding a PHP game. Yay! Anyway, tomorrow I will make the site more 'Graphical' Until then. Whats you've been waiting for DVSMaStA 10:30 P.M. May 10th Current Page Here it is, what you've all been waiting for! The Telemarketers Page. This update is really small. You wanna make something of it? Too bad! I'm too lazy to. Oh my, this hurts! DVSMaStA 8:20 P.M. May 10th Current Page This scared the HELL out of me. How could anyone possibly *gulp* lll.. LIKE... PeeWee Herman? My next question would have to be, Who would actually PAY for the domain and just have an email address on it. Don't they understand that it will NEVER sell? I guess they could pay me $10 to take it from them. Anyway, just a little update while i'm writing for the Telemarketer page. =) 
Boy is he cool =) Another Boring Day DVSMaStA 6:30 P.M. May 10th Current Page Lets see. I went ahead and made a new Top Ten list. Enjoy. Well, things didn't go as expected on scanning the Mt. Dew drawing of mine. Who gives a fuck, right? Okay, I'd just like to say that you all need to EMAIL me more. Well, shit. Maybe you could tell your freinds about this place. Coming up later, What to do when a Telemarketer calls. Yea, that sounds like one hell of an idea! I'll log off for now. Till then my little unfortunate weaklings. Just a Little Fun and Games DVSMaStA 7:45 A.M. May 10th Current Page I had to get up early today. What a bunch of shit, right? Anyway, I decided to post this game. You can go ahead and have fun Killing Barney! If you don't know who Barney is, i sugest you get in touch with all the Evil kiddie shows. Thats about it. Oh yea, Go Here to play Utopia, a Great free game that you'll get hooked on. I'm rollin out Da' Shit! DVSMaStA 11:30 P.M. May 9th Current Page Well, lets get started with the usual BS paragraph, Shall we? Have you ever had that problem where a just a SMALL portion of a song gets stuck in your mind and replays over and over until you can't stand it? Well, you guessed it, that is happening to me and GOD is it Annoying. This guy has WAY too much time on his hands. The background about made me sick! If This page design doesn't scare you, then maybe this color scheme will put tears in your eyes! Lets see if I can dig up else...
What an Ugly-Thing. Aww shit. Bed time already? Yea, i'm afraid so. I will have to continue my quest of boring all you Loyal fans of mine some other night. One more thing, you may have wondered why i didn't update this page for awhile. You might say, "But DVSMaStA, you said you'd update your page daily!" Well, I was busy damnit. Actually, I was busy working on this damn hell-hole I call DVSMaStA's Corner. I'd like to congradulate myself for getting my Super simple php code to work on my Picture pages. Have fun, blow off a couple fingers in a chemical accident, and get absolutly NO rest tonight! OOOO one more thing before i sign off. Go Here for a good time! Oh yea, i'm warning ya now that if it freezes your computer, just restart it. It ISN'T a virus or anything bad, just check it out. And don't say i didn't warn ya. =) *1 min later* Okay, it's not as good as i'd expect, thought it might be bad. It is just really long, and froze an 'old' computer in its tracks. Damn, huh? =)
Really quick, I just want to comment on my LeMans picture, Nice looking mower, eh'? We got a nice, NEW 56 in. deck Deer. NICE! I guess I personally don't give a fuck because i never mow anyway. Your never gonna get rid of me! MUHAHAHA! Anyways, just wanted to put my 6 cents worth (remember, everything i do is 3 times better) on the Napster deal. Looks like napster Booted 317,377 users. Poor Napster and Damn Metallica and Dre! I am all against stealing music, but what happens if you punish those that OWN the music???? Is it a crime to get a song from Napster because you REALLY love that artist & want to listen to his/her music but can't because your freind is 'barrowing' it or you forgot it at a friends house? Oh well... i personally think they are money grubbin assholes! *** Warning, that last link contained explicit material. Kids, don't try it at *your* home. Go to your freinds house where he can do anything he wants! Wait, did I say something wrong? Oh well. A little fun for the Road (or somethin like that) DVSMaStA 9:05 P.M. May 9th Current Page Just a little look into my school day. I was SOO bored today during 5th period that I drew a picture of a Mt. Dew can. I will scan it tomorrow. I just arrived home from a spring band concert. Yes, I had to play in it. No, it wasn't fun. Did that answer your questions? GOOD! I guess there was a funny part when a fellow band member's symbol broke and fell to the ground with a nice, loud crash. He then had to race upstairs and get the "older" set of symbols. When he made his way back the crowd cheered in applause. Why did I just tell you that story you ask? Because I CAN! =) As for now, I think i'm gonna play a bit of Final Fantasy Tactics. Today Sucks DVSMaStA 7:34 A.M May 5th Current Page Okay, I am going to officially say that I HATE Dr. Dre and Metallica. They are getting way to overprotective about their music. Dr. Dre and Metallica SUCK! Whats goin' on DVSMaStA 11:27 P.M May 4th Current Page Well, as you can see this page is quite light on content and meaning. This is because I'm working on the page code so it looks the SAME in IE and NS. For all you people who don't know what IE and NS mean, I pity your soul! I am in a good mood, so i'll be nice! Take pleasure in that, because it won't happen very often! IE NS Well I am currently working on getting the code for my polls. Yea I know, I should have already had it. Well, Shut the Fuck up. Oh yeah, did I mention that this site will contain graphic words (cusing) and links (links damnit, not the actual pictures) that MAY contain nudity? Well, I JUST did! Don't say I didn't warn you! This doesn't mean that your kids can't veiw this site, because it will have more humor than violence. I will also point out if the link contains anything *Bad* =) I finished that #1 list quite nicely I think. Oh yea, you can email me on either your favorite Top Ten list or your fav one out of the list. I will *Try* to find/make/take pictures for the Top Ten lists, but i'm not going to promise ANYTHING! I will try to update this page daily, however. On to the good stuff DVSMaStA 11:27 P.M May 4th Current Page This was just too good to keep off here! All i haveto say is that maybe they took it a bit too far. Battery Warning Don't you feel like customizing your cow today? Customize that cow! Okay. These people have alot of time on their hands. Hemp t-shirts? wow. Hemp Clothing |
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