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Sleep? Whats tha.. ZzZzz DVSMaStA September 5th 11:40 P.M. � � Archives
Sleep is for the weak. Thats why I don't sleep. I have found that by my not sleeping, the rest of my family has begun to go to bed at earlier times, almost making up for the amount of sleep time lost to my insomniac activities. This is quite appalling really.
I think that I am beginning to take this sleep deprivation stuff to an all new plane. Then again, thats what I said when I went for a few hours of not drinking Mt. Dew.
On to bigger and better things; Page news!
This page will be cleaned up as soon as I have time to clean it up. For now, i'll just throw everything at the bottom of my new posts, like normal. Thank you for your cooperation. *Click*
This just in.. a (not so) special news bullion...
A black woman claimed that the KKK carved the clan's initials on her chest and now she admits that she did it herself. The reasons for which are unknown. Read the whole story here
Alright.. this is messed up. She says that two men kidnapped her in Texas and then carved the initials KKK into her chest and dumped her on the side of a road after only one night. This woman must not have very much to do with all that time on her hands. Going around cutting letters into her chest with scissors.
This just goes to show that even black people want to be in the KKK. WHy, I don't know. Maybe she was a glutton for punishment. Charges against her are pending.
Activation of DVSMaStA's Corner... Commencing DVSMaStA July 15th 7:10 P.M. � � Archives
Activation of DVSMaStA's Corner Commencing.. Please wait.
Activation Confirmed.. Updating files..
Updating files completed.
Updating code and layout...
Updating code and layout completed.
Bringing main page and new documents online...
Welcome!!!
Updating files completed.
Updating code and layout...
Updating code and layout completed.
Bringing main page and new documents online...
Welcome!!!
Yes... its been FOREVER. Some of you have given up hope. (I'd HOPE that you did! Even me myself *and I* had given up hope.) Whoa.. what's going on here you may ask. Its the reactivation of DVSMaStA's Corner, silly! Duh! Didn't you look at the page boot-up dialog?
The ability to derive complex reasoning from a multitude of simple formulas and algorithms is what makes humans... Human."
- DVSMaStA
Like that quote? I thought of it using simple formulas. You know.. 1+1=2. 3-2=1. 5+4=The. Or something like that. =) You know, i thought of that quote while driving downtown York, going by the Dary Queen. Pretty cooll huh? Okay, maybe not...
I'd just like to say that.. I'm BACK! Yea baby! but.. unfortunately, this is all the bigger update I can perform since i now have to follow through with the "Code Cleanup" Later!
Activation of DVSMaStA's Corner... DVSMaStA May 1st 9:29 P.M. � � Archives
Holly SHIT! Its been forever eh'? (Stupid ass Canadian accent is STILL with me...)
Anyway... just dropping in to inform my past (now deserted) loyal fans that DVSMaStA's Corner will be on pause until WAY closer to the end of the year.
Reason for this? Simple... Time::NONE
In C++ that might mean, there is NO TIME in my life to write up good articles with all the work i have to do. I am TRUELY sorry for this, and will make up for it later on. For now, go out and take a break! C-Ya later...
- DVSMaStA
Like that quote? I thought of it using simple formulas. You know.. 1+1=2. 3-2=1. 5+4=The. Or something like that. =) You know, i thought of that quote while driving downtown York, going by the Dary Queen. Pretty cooll huh? Okay, maybe not...
I'd just like to say that.. I'm BACK! Yea baby! but.. unfortunately, this is all the bigger update I can perform since i now have to follow through with the "Code Cleanup" Later!
Activation of DVSMaStA's Corner... DVSMaStA May 1st 9:29 P.M. � � Archives
Holly SHIT! Its been forever eh'? (Stupid ass Canadian accent is STILL with me...)
Anyway... just dropping in to inform my past (now deserted) loyal fans that DVSMaStA's Corner will be on pause until WAY closer to the end of the year.
Reason for this? Simple... Time::NONE
In C++ that might mean, there is NO TIME in my life to write up good articles with all the work i have to do. I am TRUELY sorry for this, and will make up for it later on. For now, go out and take a break! C-Ya later...
~DVSMaStA
(himself)
Terms of Service DVSMaStA March 21th 3:41 P.M. � � Archives
I finally got around to creating a terms of service for the page. Enjoy! Oh yea, some day Winterproject2001 (which will also be springproject2001) will restart with some fun phone conversations. Later!
Bite me Asshole DVSMaStA March 8th 3:41 P.M. � � Archives
Its been forever, but I am feeling one HELL-OF-A rant coming on, so sit back.. relax.. eat some popcorn and ignore all of this when i'm done.
Life DVSMaStA March 8th 3:41 P.M. � � Archives
Life... what the fuck is that? Is this so called life really worth all the hassle? Going day on end for what? What hope is there in this cruel corporate world?
So your the little man and three days later you'll be romped by the big corporate guys across the street. So fucking what. Know what I say?
Do whatever the hell it is that you like and fuck expectations. If someone expects you to do the impossible, tell them to shove it. Simple as that.
Life isn't worth trying to live up to everyone's expectations. I should know. Everyone thinks i'm a smart kid and expect me to do well in classes. When I don't do well they laugh at me and call me dumb, but if i do alot better than them, then I am cheating or it wasn't fair. Maybe the classification "nerd" would come into play with that.
Know what? I'm sick of it all. I'm not that smart, even when I say I am. I don't know half of the things I talk about. But there is one good thing on my side that makes other think i'm smart, and that is common sense.
Something that many people now days just plain don't have.
What was I talking about? I would look on the screen above, but i'm too lazy. I won't get into that, thats a whole nother rant to come later on down the road.
Alrighty then... DVSMaStA Febuary 7th 9:41 P.M. � � Archives
Finally updated again. Gonna throw up a discussion fourm on the main getrealistic.com page. Thanks to a friends help. Also, updated the websters page.
Thats all I havre time for, sorry. Later people.
Introduction... DVSMaStA January 30th 5:11 P.M. � � Archives
Its been forever. I know, very unfaithful. I have one thing to say to all ya.
Thats right, and with that said, lets move into todays real update!
Body... DVSMaStA January 30th 5:11 P.M. � � Archives
Its been 3 days since the superbowl that brought the Ravens a 34 - 7 win over the Giants. (Personally, I went for the Giants, but I knew I was doomed)
Anyway, for this event I shall now rate some (I repeat, SOME) of the commercials aired during (or even a bit before) the superbowl. *drum roll*
The Budwiser commercial.. "What are you doing..."
One hell-of-a twist to the original, "wazzup..." commercial. This is gonna be another classic, I can tell. (don't quote me on that)
The Pepsi Commercial with the kid, roller coaster and a girl asking what time it is...
This one was in a dead heat with Number 1. This kid gets a full cup of pepsi, rides a free-standing roller coaster without spilling it. Then a (hot) chick asks him what time it is, and he spills it all over himself. GREAT ending I must say.
The Pepsi Commercial with pepsi being like an over the counter "wonder drug"...
This one isn't bad. Its great when he does a flip backwards and the chicks walk by. Also when the fat guy is acting like he is selling an over the counter drug, like viagra. (warning, don't email me on places to buy viagra. I don't sell viagra. Does it LOOK LIKE I SELL VIAGRA! GET OUT OF HERE!) Thank you.
The refs "ripping" off their uniforms to become a part of the band...
This one was VERY good. (one, there were more than one) Yea.. good anyway..
(drum roll) And now.. your 5th best (acourding to me)
The squirles chasing spanish people like a bull run...
This one was very good, but I forgot who it was that it was advertizing. Sorry..
Later all!
Conclusion... DVSMaStA January 30th 5:11 P.M. � � Archives
Fuck the conclusion
Hail and well met... DVSMaStA January 20th 1:51 P.M. � � Archives
What the FUCK is that kind of a title to an update you may ask..
To answer that, I must say not even I know. Check out the page I am running for a different site. Everythingihate.com is definatly an interesting site, to no doubt. You might wanna check it out.
I wish someone would email me and talk/complain about whatever the hell it is that they want. Oh yea, be advised now, any email directed to me CAN and probabaly WILL be posted on this site. Just a forwarning.
Oh yea, I updated Winter Project 2001 again and sometime within' this month I will begin calling some companies for a good time. Heh..
Go get your Getrealistic Email Address now. Most names are open. In fact, well over 99.9 repeating percent of the names are. Later.
Whoopty friggin' do DVSMaStA January 18th 5:00 P.M. � � Archives
I guess I could update today since the program I use is opened at the current time. I finally remembered my letter I sent to websters, so check it out.
Thats it.. Get lost and check out the letter!
New? DVSMaStA January 15th 9:00 P.M. � � Archives
I am starting the The Project a bit early. To start it off i'll be writing a latter to Websters.
Go check it out.
Nothing more for me to talk about.. later.
Right... DVSMaStA January 14th 12:34 P.M. � � Archives
Sometimes you go wrong. You go a little too far. You do something or say something you never should have. You fuck something up. Your life goes into a downward-spiral and you start to forget things. Then the depression kicks in and you don't talk to anyone. Soon your out of your job, sleeping in a cardboard box in the alley behind some rich techno kid's house.
Is it fair? No. The world is not fair. Many times life will drop the greatest thing into your hands, and try as you might to grasp at it, it somehow slips through your fingers and your left asking why?
Why did it have to be this way? I thought that it would never happen. I thought I was supposed to be that rich techno kid living in that 30 million dollar house.
I guess you just have to play the cards life delt ya. Sometimes you get all the aces, and next time you get total squat. I guess thats life, and that my analogy of life.
I'll probably post again later, cya for now.
Gas... DVSMaStA January 14th 12:02 A.M. � � Archives
I'm gonna have a little chat about gas.
Right now, I have this terrible cramp in my lower intestine...
Wait a sec! Not THAT kind of gas, I mean gas as a fuel.
Gas prices are once again climbing into the dollar fifty range. Why must we pay this much for gas? Remember back when it was under a dollar? That was great. Back then we got over 20 miles to the gallon and had cheap gas.
Now i can barely manage 20 miles to the gallon and have to pay a dollar fifty. What the hell is up with that? I have to fill up almost 2 times a week! I go through over 25 bucks a week just from gas. Thats not even including the cost of the 2000 grand am.
Lemme tell you, there aren't cheap. Thats for DAMN sure. The cost coupled with the fact that this monday I almost ran into a (black) cow and someone almost ran into me today makes it even more expensive. (if they do run into me, that is)
Its almost like my car is a ticking timebomb or has a homing beacon that is atracting lunatic drivers to me. Get away, I say. Go find another car to hit.
I thought I was complaining about gas... speaking of gas.. *phfft*
That was a good'n... later!
(himself)
Terms of Service DVSMaStA March 21th 3:41 P.M. � � Archives
I finally got around to creating a terms of service for the page. Enjoy! Oh yea, some day Winterproject2001 (which will also be springproject2001) will restart with some fun phone conversations. Later!
Bite me Asshole DVSMaStA March 8th 3:41 P.M. � � Archives
Its been forever, but I am feeling one HELL-OF-A rant coming on, so sit back.. relax.. eat some popcorn and ignore all of this when i'm done.
Life DVSMaStA March 8th 3:41 P.M. � � Archives
Life... what the fuck is that? Is this so called life really worth all the hassle? Going day on end for what? What hope is there in this cruel corporate world?
So your the little man and three days later you'll be romped by the big corporate guys across the street. So fucking what. Know what I say?
Do whatever the hell it is that you like and fuck expectations. If someone expects you to do the impossible, tell them to shove it. Simple as that.
Life isn't worth trying to live up to everyone's expectations. I should know. Everyone thinks i'm a smart kid and expect me to do well in classes. When I don't do well they laugh at me and call me dumb, but if i do alot better than them, then I am cheating or it wasn't fair. Maybe the classification "nerd" would come into play with that.
Know what? I'm sick of it all. I'm not that smart, even when I say I am. I don't know half of the things I talk about. But there is one good thing on my side that makes other think i'm smart, and that is common sense.
Something that many people now days just plain don't have.
Oh yea, and could I have tomatoes on that?
What was I talking about? I would look on the screen above, but i'm too lazy. I won't get into that, thats a whole nother rant to come later on down the road.
forget everything I said
Alrighty then... DVSMaStA Febuary 7th 9:41 P.M. � � Archives
Finally updated again. Gonna throw up a discussion fourm on the main getrealistic.com page. Thanks to a friends help. Also, updated the websters page.
Thats all I havre time for, sorry. Later people.
Introduction... DVSMaStA January 30th 5:11 P.M. � � Archives
Its been forever. I know, very unfaithful. I have one thing to say to all ya.
Screw You!
Thats right, and with that said, lets move into todays real update!
Body... DVSMaStA January 30th 5:11 P.M. � � Archives
Its been 3 days since the superbowl that brought the Ravens a 34 - 7 win over the Giants. (Personally, I went for the Giants, but I knew I was doomed)
Anyway, for this event I shall now rate some (I repeat, SOME) of the commercials aired during (or even a bit before) the superbowl. *drum roll*
Number 1
The Budwiser commercial.. "What are you doing..."
One hell-of-a twist to the original, "wazzup..." commercial. This is gonna be another classic, I can tell. (don't quote me on that)
Number 2
The Pepsi Commercial with the kid, roller coaster and a girl asking what time it is...
This one was in a dead heat with Number 1. This kid gets a full cup of pepsi, rides a free-standing roller coaster without spilling it. Then a (hot) chick asks him what time it is, and he spills it all over himself. GREAT ending I must say.
Number 3
The Pepsi Commercial with pepsi being like an over the counter "wonder drug"...
This one isn't bad. Its great when he does a flip backwards and the chicks walk by. Also when the fat guy is acting like he is selling an over the counter drug, like viagra. (warning, don't email me on places to buy viagra. I don't sell viagra. Does it LOOK LIKE I SELL VIAGRA! GET OUT OF HERE!) Thank you.
Number 4
The refs "ripping" off their uniforms to become a part of the band...
This one was VERY good. (one, there were more than one) Yea.. good anyway..
(drum roll) And now.. your 5th best (acourding to me)
Number 5
The squirles chasing spanish people like a bull run...
This one was very good, but I forgot who it was that it was advertizing. Sorry..
Later all!
Conclusion... DVSMaStA January 30th 5:11 P.M. � � Archives
Fuck the conclusion
Hail and well met... DVSMaStA January 20th 1:51 P.M. � � Archives
What the FUCK is that kind of a title to an update you may ask..
To answer that, I must say not even I know. Check out the page I am running for a different site. Everythingihate.com is definatly an interesting site, to no doubt. You might wanna check it out.
I wish someone would email me and talk/complain about whatever the hell it is that they want. Oh yea, be advised now, any email directed to me CAN and probabaly WILL be posted on this site. Just a forwarning.
Oh yea, I updated Winter Project 2001 again and sometime within' this month I will begin calling some companies for a good time. Heh..
Go get your Getrealistic Email Address now. Most names are open. In fact, well over 99.9 repeating percent of the names are. Later.
Whoopty friggin' do DVSMaStA January 18th 5:00 P.M. � � Archives
I guess I could update today since the program I use is opened at the current time. I finally remembered my letter I sent to websters, so check it out.
Thats it.. Get lost and check out the letter!
New? DVSMaStA January 15th 9:00 P.M. � � Archives
I am starting the The Project a bit early. To start it off i'll be writing a latter to Websters.
Go check it out.
Nothing more for me to talk about.. later.
Right... DVSMaStA January 14th 12:34 P.M. � � Archives
Sometimes you go wrong. You go a little too far. You do something or say something you never should have. You fuck something up. Your life goes into a downward-spiral and you start to forget things. Then the depression kicks in and you don't talk to anyone. Soon your out of your job, sleeping in a cardboard box in the alley behind some rich techno kid's house.
Is it fair? No. The world is not fair. Many times life will drop the greatest thing into your hands, and try as you might to grasp at it, it somehow slips through your fingers and your left asking why?
Why did it have to be this way? I thought that it would never happen. I thought I was supposed to be that rich techno kid living in that 30 million dollar house.
I guess you just have to play the cards life delt ya. Sometimes you get all the aces, and next time you get total squat. I guess thats life, and that my analogy of life.
I'll probably post again later, cya for now.
Gas... DVSMaStA January 14th 12:02 A.M. � � Archives
I'm gonna have a little chat about gas.
Right now, I have this terrible cramp in my lower intestine...
Wait a sec! Not THAT kind of gas, I mean gas as a fuel.
Gas prices are once again climbing into the dollar fifty range. Why must we pay this much for gas? Remember back when it was under a dollar? That was great. Back then we got over 20 miles to the gallon and had cheap gas.
Now i can barely manage 20 miles to the gallon and have to pay a dollar fifty. What the hell is up with that? I have to fill up almost 2 times a week! I go through over 25 bucks a week just from gas. Thats not even including the cost of the 2000 grand am.
Lemme tell you, there aren't cheap. Thats for DAMN sure. The cost coupled with the fact that this monday I almost ran into a (black) cow and someone almost ran into me today makes it even more expensive. (if they do run into me, that is)
Its almost like my car is a ticking timebomb or has a homing beacon that is atracting lunatic drivers to me. Get away, I say. Go find another car to hit.
I thought I was complaining about gas... speaking of gas.. *phfft*
That was a good'n... later!
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