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Have you ever had one of them day dreams where you ponder life as a different animal? Alright. Maybe not. Anyway, one day while I was alking on the fone I did ponder it. Here it is. You start out your day with a nice shake or two and take off from the tree. However, you woke up on the wrong side of the nest and go into a free-fall before slowing down and landing on the ground. You complain a bit about the humans feeding you soo much food and think its a conspiracy to kill you. After thinking that you fly, bobing up and down all the way, and land on a big yellow object. Inside you know there is always food. You eat your heart out and stop to watch a chick (pun anyone? =) pull up to a limb next to you. You get to mess around with her all you want and then go to sleep. Great isn't it? Have you ever wondered why a bird runs into a window? Most people think its because they can't see the window. I believe that they are doing it for a porpose. They think, "Alright, I Don't have any food. You think you can just slack off and not feed me and still expect to watch me? I'll show you!" Then they divebomb and try to attack you. Simple as that. Alright. I just now realized how dumb this turned out. Do keep in mind, I have more stupid things like this in the future. This one was kinda rushed, so just wait. Remember, that was a Goldfinch. Not a goldfish. They are two seperate things (Yes, they really are). To be a goldfish would be plain stupid. You'd get to open your mouth. And close it. Open it, and close it. What fun is that? Soon you'd die because the family forgot to feed you. Oh well. |
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