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Glorious day! DVSMaStA November 23rd 8:51 P.M. � � Archives
Not only is it Feast on the dead turkey day, but today is the day I helped move my sister out of the house. She will be out of the house by tomorrow.

I feel for all those guys who have an older sister living in the house still. Its a real pain in the ass. I'd also like to take the time to say, HA! I don't have to live through it anymore! Thats all this update was really about. I have a very busy weekend, so expect updates to be on the short side.

Right. DVSMaStA November 22nd 8:33 P.M. � � Archives
Sorry about not updating in fovever. Moving on to business. I am going to trash this page. What will be in its place? DUnno. Thats where you come in. Email me your suggestions on what to put there. Be it a plain, boring portal, DVSMaSTA's Corner, or something totally different.

The elction is a joke. Thats all I have to say about that.

A little stroll.. Part II! DVSMaStA November 22nd 8:59 P.M. � � Archives
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"
"Hi"
"Hello"
*looks at the line in front and behind him* "Yea. You busy?"
"What was that?"
"Aproximatly how many fries come in a small, medium or large french fries?"
"As many as we can fit"
"Where are the fries on your menu?" *looks at the bottom middle of the menu and finds it"
"I can just tell you the prices."
"Okay"
"Medium is *blah* Large is 1.55 and supersize is 1.75"
"That much for fries? Wow. *waits awhile* I'll take a large"
*waits about 3 min.* "Hello?"
"Hi"
"Did ya get that?"
"No, we were switching head sets."
"Yea. I'll take a large fries"
"Okay. That'll be 1.65"
"woa. Hang on, you said it'd be 1.55"
"There's 10 cents tax."
"Ten cents! Geez. Thats like 7% tax!"
*supervisor chimes in*"Its 6.5%"
"Well, still. Alright, thank you."
*pulls up*"that will be 1.65 please (lady this time)"
"Okay" *puts it in park, turns on dome light and searches for change. "There 25... 50.. 75.... a dollar. *pulls out straw wrapper* here. And 25... 50.. Lets see, a dime.. and a knickle! There ya go."
*lady grabs bag* "Here you are."
*opens up bag and searches real fast* "Can I get some ketchup with that? Oh, and some slat too."
*lady grabs 5 ketchups and 2 salts*
"I only need 3 ketchup packets. Thank you. Oh yea, could you tell *blah* high for me? Thanks"

Is this a true story? yes Did it happen tonight? UUU... Yes This did happen tonight. Gotta jet! Later.



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